I dont remember. Damn it! I lost my train of thought.
Oh wait, now I remember...PDA. I cannot stand PDA. I don't care where you are, it is never okay to to be all over one another if you are around other people. It's one thing to show affection by giving a small kiss or hug or hold hands, but it's another thing to grope and make out and just be inappropriate, in general, if the two of you are not alone. Not only is it super disrespectful to the people around you, but it's also super awkward. Where are your manners, people?! Stop showing off...because that is EXACTLY what you are doing! Seriously, please just take it into the other room, or car, or just anywhere away from civilization because it is super gross to see your tongue sloshing around in someone else's mouth...ewwwwwwwww. Gag me with a spoon.
Ok. I can hear what some of you are probably saying...Yes, I am single, and yes, I am probably uber sensitive to seeing couples acting all...well...couple-y. BUT, even when I was in a relationship with someone, I still did not like seeing PDA or even being a part of it. It makes everyone around you feel very uncomfortable...why would you want to make someone feel uncomfortable, hmm?
I know I am not the only one who feels this way. Plenty of people would agree with me. (There are like a million groups on Facebook about it after all).
And fyi, I'm not saying that I think the two of you aren't cute or anything, I just wish yall would quit trying to "prove" your cuteness to everyone else because, frankly, no one cares....
PDA is also annoying for other reasons besides being gross to the entire Walmart population who had to walk by the two of you going at it next to the toothbrush aisle. It is also pretty distracting...for the two of you. I have been in plenty situations where, for example, the "lovely couple" has slowed the rest of the group down because they didn't realize it was their turn to bowl the bowling ball or roll the dice or move up in the long-ass line for movie tickets. Gawd!!! Just freaking pay attention, puh-lease! I can't stand it! Just thinking about this topic gets me fired up.
Seriously people...please stop. I want hang out with you! But it is impossible to be around the two of you when your hands are wrapped around each other like some weird, two-person, straight jacket.
...Friend, I just wish you would stop kissing your bf, so we can finish the conversation about our fav tv shows that was disrupted when your bf sat down next to you and distracted you. How rude!
Ok rant over...
...and here come the Hate emails. Awesome.
Oh wait, now I remember...PDA. I cannot stand PDA. I don't care where you are, it is never okay to to be all over one another if you are around other people. It's one thing to show affection by giving a small kiss or hug or hold hands, but it's another thing to grope and make out and just be inappropriate, in general, if the two of you are not alone. Not only is it super disrespectful to the people around you, but it's also super awkward. Where are your manners, people?! Stop showing off...because that is EXACTLY what you are doing! Seriously, please just take it into the other room, or car, or just anywhere away from civilization because it is super gross to see your tongue sloshing around in someone else's mouth...ewwwwwwwww. Gag me with a spoon.
Ok. I can hear what some of you are probably saying...Yes, I am single, and yes, I am probably uber sensitive to seeing couples acting all...well...couple-y. BUT, even when I was in a relationship with someone, I still did not like seeing PDA or even being a part of it. It makes everyone around you feel very uncomfortable...why would you want to make someone feel uncomfortable, hmm?
I know I am not the only one who feels this way. Plenty of people would agree with me. (There are like a million groups on Facebook about it after all).
And fyi, I'm not saying that I think the two of you aren't cute or anything, I just wish yall would quit trying to "prove" your cuteness to everyone else because, frankly, no one cares....
PDA is also annoying for other reasons besides being gross to the entire Walmart population who had to walk by the two of you going at it next to the toothbrush aisle. It is also pretty distracting...for the two of you. I have been in plenty situations where, for example, the "lovely couple" has slowed the rest of the group down because they didn't realize it was their turn to bowl the bowling ball or roll the dice or move up in the long-ass line for movie tickets. Gawd!!! Just freaking pay attention, puh-lease! I can't stand it! Just thinking about this topic gets me fired up.
Seriously people...please stop. I want hang out with you! But it is impossible to be around the two of you when your hands are wrapped around each other like some weird, two-person, straight jacket.
...Friend, I just wish you would stop kissing your bf, so we can finish the conversation about our fav tv shows that was disrupted when your bf sat down next to you and distracted you. How rude!
Ok rant over...
...and here come the Hate emails. Awesome.
Maybe you should just say something to the people.
ReplyDeleteNo, this is just a general comment. If it bothers me that much, I do say something, or I just walk away.
ReplyDeletehahaha weird two person straight jacket :) Brought a perfect mental image!!! Love it!
ReplyDeleteHahahaha well that's exactly what I picture...it would be a lot funnier if people would actually wear one lol. Wishful thinking I guess
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