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Monday, November 1, 2010

Dear Douchebag,

You are one of the worst human beings I have ever known. You are an uneducated, yet extremely pompous prick, and it infuriates me that you act like you know everything when, clearly, you can't even write a sentence in which all of the words are spelled correctly. Did you know that your does not mean you're? Guess not since you seem to perpetually misuse the word your when you obviously should have used you're.

I can't stand you. You actually make my skin crawl, and I hate when I have to see you. You think you're witty and cute? Well hate to burst your bubble, but you aren't (or should I have used your vernacular and said "aint?").

You have an amazing girlfriend, yet you totally abuse her good heart. What is wrong with you? What makes you think you have the right to play emotional-roulette with her? You are an asshole, a selfish, close-minded, duplicitous asshole.  There is a reason none of her friends can stand you and why you, apparently, rub everyone the wrong way. 

When you talk, I immediately want to pull my hair out and drop kick you (yay for Chuck Norris's cool moves). I don't care what you have to say, and I never did. So don't expect me to be all wide-eyed, you attention-seeking whore, when you want to tell a story because I obviously don't give a hoot. 

There...I feel better.

Anyway, I can't wait to talk about my Halloween!!! 

Until next time guys!
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